A good way to start an adventure is to give four girls a destination without a map. Not that the map would help.
Four of us chicks embarked on a journey to the town of Kilcoole in search of fish and chips. It’s a five minute Dart ride, so I was envisioning a one mile walk. Oh how wrong I was. We walked, and walked, stopped, walked, stared at the sun, hoping it would blind us so we wouldn’t have to see how far we had to walk, strutted and strolled to change things up a bit, and laid down on the train tracks, aspiring to use Murphy’s Law to our advantage by catching the train that would inevitably come to run us over.
|This is actually kind of resembles Kilcoole's train platform|
After more than an hour of trekking, I realized that we were either very slow walkers or Kilcoole didn’t exist. I was very nearly right on the latter. When we finally arrived at the train platform, it was deserted. There wasn’t a ticket booth or even people around. There was a sign that said something like, “Hey, don’t get hit by the train; no one will come save you, no matter how loud you yell.”
|DART bait oo-ha-ha|
|Hedgehogs want foliage And rain water? |
|Reese's Cups, my favorite!|
We wandered around the main street, even getting so desperate as to try a Chinese pub. It was closed, probably for the best. I love mini corn, but not on that day.
In the distance, I saw a van. It looked like it could have been parked outside of a restaurant.
Audrey: Guys, that van says “Fruits and Vegetables” on it.
Ladies: What? How can you read that?
It seems that just thinking about carrots gives me improved vision.
The van was parked outside of a restaurant indeed. I’ve never screamed joyfully at a building before, but I’m sure it was flattered.
|I could suckle on that bad boy all day|
After our delectable lunch of fish and chips, the time to catch the train back to Greystones was upon us. At the platform, we waited for our 3:15 train. At 3:05, we spotted a train in the distance.
Natalie: Good thing we came here early, guys!
Then the train blazed past us.
Our hopes were quickly dashing.
3:14: Man, I hope the train comes.
3:15: No train.
3:18: Are those lights in the distance?
3:19: The lights are definitely moving!
3:20: The train is here!
3:20:10: Why is the train still moving??
At approximately 3:20:15, the train halted. After we boarded it and made our way back home, we realized that the train most likely wasn’t supposed to stop at that station. There wasn’t even a ticket to buy. This is probably why the townspeople kept suggesting that we take a bus, because the train thinks it’s too cool to stop in Kilcoole. But, it was all fine and dandy because the conductor presumably felt sorry for us and let us on out of the goodness in his heart. I will always remember him for as long as I’m in Greystones.
[This quest from March 16]